Well since I have no spare ducks to give, how about we give out fucks ? I propose a social experiment. From 0-5 fucks assign the appropriate fuck amount to the person above. 0 being you really couldn't give two shits about this person might as well die and 5 being... liek tis a gud persons and staf and shud liek mrry yu ! Now that that is said, I initiate the fuck-o-meter.